Tyler McMuffin

My son's name.

Tyler McMuffin: I am your son.
Me: Correct.

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Scrooge McMuffin

When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut

Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's

by Fagitron69 August 11, 2017

Thot McMuffin

When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina

Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me

by Ghettowords April 4, 2020

McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

Mcmuffined

Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to

Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!

by disgruntledfm September 21, 2015