Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 03, 2024
The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
by ryangilflover June 04, 2024
by PePe069 December 05, 2017
by Torro57 January 25, 2016
The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
by DizzyDean33 November 29, 2022
Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."
by barry mcchocheiner September 08, 2021