Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.

Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥

by Triad40 July 28, 2021

Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 17, 2024

The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.

If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!

by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008

Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020