Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!

"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023

The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.

If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!

by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008