Maynard James Keenan

A dude who likes making music and is-if judging on musical standards and not personal bias-pretty damn good at it. In my personal opinion a great screamer, but that's not for everybody. Come on folks, shut the fuck up about him being a "god". If you actually got any of his music you'd realize he's just dicking around when he acts like he has an ego because existence itself doesn't matter at all and he knows that, so why not let your anger and other demons out in a song so you can move on with your day?

In other words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.

Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.

Tool (ironic): Oh my god, Maynard James Keenan is such a god, I wanna fuck him all night long cuz he's like so hot and relates to me so much. Listen to Sober! It's such a great song for when you're feeling bummed after a breakup.

Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on Urban Dictionary.

by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 7, 2010

Good stuff, Maynard!

A saying from an old Malt-O-Meal commercial. When used to describe delicious, satisfying food, it has the potential to embarrass everyone who has to hear it.

dad: mmm mmmm! that chicken sandwich sure was some Good stuff, Maynard!

me: *facepalm*

by Double44 November 22, 2011

Kate Maynard

KATE MAYNARD IS A FUCKING GODESS! She can beat you to death in a milisecond and she is THICCCC! She is kind in every way but DO NOT GO TO HER DARK SIDE! She hates friends that pretend to be insecure and say stuff like "oh i know you hate me blah blah blah" to make her feel bad. DONT LOSE HER IF SHE IS YOUR FRIEND! But do not mess with her. She can get physco..but she is a goddess and the best person that you could have in your life. SHE IS A BADDASS

Jakoby: "Hey you know that girl Kate Maynard?"
Chris: "Oh yea! She is a BADASS! The best person EVER!"

by summer.maii December 10, 2019

Maysara

A really fun person

Maysara was walking down the street then fell, oh no

by Insignificant being November 22, 2021

maysara

A girl that overthinks everything, is kind hearted and is just trying to live her life

Maysara fell down the stairs! Oh no

by Insignificant being November 22, 2021

Mayar

A veryyy cutee girl that is middle eastern and is the sweetest person everrr,she has one of the best personalities and is pretty funny ,she doesn’t have the best communication skills but she will still always try to help you and she is pretty honest but not too honest,it’s hard for her to catch feelings for someone but it’s still possible,so if you got her you are damn luckyy

“Look that’s Mayar over there”
“Yeah she’s honestly so kind and cute”

by Your girlie m November 24, 2021

Mayar

Origin: Turkish
Meaning: Moon glow
S: Can be used for female and male

"Wow that baby is gorgoues!"
"Yes her name is Mayar"
"Such a beautiful name for a little baby"

"Oh my god, did you see that guy in the soccer team?"
"Yeah his name is Mayar"
"Omg so hot!"

by WrittenByACandle June 7, 2016