Mass Mayhem

Referring to the mayhem thats occurs on the roads of Massachusetts and it's neighboring states. This is due to the fact that people in these states have overly-aggressive driving techniques that are rarely necessary, but often used anyway.

How was driving down to Massachusetts?
It was total Mass Mayhem.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

by More Pickle July 17, 2017

Mayhemism

Paintings, portraits, photography, Computer Work that portrays a glamourous idividual who is usually morbid, or tainted.
www.myspace.com/wickedalliteration

"Man, that Photograther takes a lot of glamourous pictures of coke heads and heroine addicts"
"Yup, that's Mayhemism."

by May .M. August 25, 2006

MayheM

The original black metal band. Formed by Euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. Their 1993 debut, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal albums ever recorded. They are also the most satanic and..."Necro"...band to ever walk the earth. In fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in MayheM are completely sane. NECRO AS FUCK!!! IN FACT, their first vocalist, Dead, committed suicide, and Euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from Dead's brains. AND, finally to top it all off, their session bassist for DMDS, Varg Vikernes, hated Euronymous so much that he killed him. Yeah, thats right. The bassist who played on an album killed the guitarist on the same album. Now THAT'S what I call evil!

Forrest Gump: MayheM are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that's all I've got to say about that.

by Thrasher13 July 20, 2009

project mayhem

In Fight Club, an operation headed by Tyler Durden that evolved from Fight Club. It's purpose, which is mentioned in the movie and made very clear in the book, is the complete destruction of civilation.

"We're going to break up civilation so we can make something better with the world" --- space monkey

by freedom man December 26, 2004

Rockstar Mayhem Festival

A huge(and awesome tour,annual festival) 08 was its first year The headline bands were Disturbed,Slipknot,Mastadon,Dragonforce while there were many other awesome METAL bands at the Mobile Hot Topic and Jaggermister stages.

Person 1: Dude Rockstar Mayhem Festival was awesome, ill never be the same again
Person 2: Dude you should put this on urban dictionary

by Shinhiko October 3, 2008

Mayhem

Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.

Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

by sdkjvsdkfjv January 10, 2012