The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

Maximum Attack

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

by adam4kq July 21, 2009

Maximum Overbone

When a man has a massive erection.

It wasn't until she was completely naked that I reached Maximum Overbone.

by gbrown December 1, 2009

maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

maximum nuttage

like nutting but to the maximum point. happens especially when looking at dave franco's hot as fuck self.

"it took everything in me to not yell 'maximum nuttage' when i looked at dave franco."

by jeffè May 11, 2017

Maximum Rizz

In a way of explaining a person gets ALL bitches.

Jake: Ayo broooooooo, you got MAXIMUM rizz

Rick Astley: Fr fr

by IMMA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST December 8, 2022

maximum

highest

usually used as an amount, constraint or measure of capacity

synonym: most; climax; optimum; full; top; limit

The maximum number of bags allowed is 3.

by julie bing January 22, 2005