Matzah Baller

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.

Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!

by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009

mattydale

A practically ghetto town, just above North Syracuse. Too small and boring to live in happily. Many sex offenders and teen crack heads. the end.

As soon as I get a car, I'm going to stay out of Mattydale for as long as can!!!

by mattyDULLNESS sucks October 23, 2007

Yesh Matzav

An Israeli expression that translates to "there is situation". The meaning affirmative, like "yes", "it is possible".
"Yesh" means there is. The expression exists in the negative way. See Ein Matzav.

(a) "Will you go shopping with me?"
(B) Yesh Matzav

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

mathy

describing a situation that involves a lot of calculation and math skills

Phil: "Why would you want to take the statistics class? It is too mathy!"
Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."

by Moonlight_25 March 22, 2010

Matty

A very lovable person. He is beautiful and talented. If you're not careful, you will fall for him. He can break your heart or make it soar. If you're not ready for a "Matty", you will never get over him. If you ever have the chance to meet or love a Matty, never let him go.

The boy is real Matty, I'll never get over him

by Darc72 March 27, 2013

matzah fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

by thaHNIC December 9, 2008

Matty Mo

Nickname for a guy with first name Matt and last name beginning with M-o- (such as Morris, Morrow, etc.), if you have the opportunity to meet a Matty Mo, consider yourself a lucky individual, as these people are often totally badass.

Matty Mo, you are sooo awesome.
-I know, it's what I do.

by Johnny Chimpo45 February 27, 2009