manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005

Matai

Sexy, gets all the girls always out for a good time, energetic easy to chat to ;)

id tap a Matai any day

by Sehzza March 19, 2017

Matador

A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.

Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.

by VINAPBC24 May 29, 2008

el matador defense

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.

Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.

by El-Matador December 25, 2010

Matagess

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

manual ABS

lack of an ABS system in the car calling for intense and often tiring pumping of the brake pedal to stop.

Jesus, i almost crashed yesterday cuz' of my shitbox's manual ABS

by ripkif318 May 10, 2011