Mattycakes

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.

I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.

by The Gifted. February 5, 2010

Martyna

(n.)a creativly inclined person, most often female. This is not a person you should lead into a library, bookstore, etc. because they will NOT leave. Spends their day reading, drawing and surfing the web. Very antisocial.

Friend: Martyna is reading again... this is supposed to be a a party!

Other friend: I know, but have you seen her paintings? They're awesome!

Friend: I'm surpsised she even came, or answered my phone call!

by Me75po December 31, 2009

Matting it all up

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

by Trishie October 8, 2005

Matty Healy

The lead singer of the band "The 1975" , also a common name used to refer to rats

"Hey have you seen Matty Healy? , the lead singer of that british pop band? "
-Yes, he's hot , but they're not a pop band"

by SergiBvs February 28, 2020

matty b

Fuck boy alert! Probably related to Jacob saggytits.

Oh my god your such a Matty B

by Stop Jacob and Matty b 2k16 May 22, 2016

mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.

Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!

by mizshit February 5, 2014

Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018