A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.
Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!
by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010
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The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.
Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.
Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
by EZGregBro August 3, 2011
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The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
by DarkObsession September 19, 2017
Get the The Matt Rule mug.An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Tamsin: Typically a brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a lovely personality. She usually has a pretty amazing best friend. She has a loving family and everyone is jealous of her looks.
Matt: Normally American/ British, brunette with dark, stunning brown eyes. Typically medium height and a lush body. Usually also has a brother.
Tamsin: Typically a brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a lovely personality. She usually has a pretty amazing best friend. She has a loving family and everyone is jealous of her looks.
Matt: Normally American/ British, brunette with dark, stunning brown eyes. Typically medium height and a lush body. Usually also has a brother.
Tamsin: I want him.
Matt: I want her.
Hot best friend: They should be together!
=Tamsin and Matt get together
Matt: I want her.
Hot best friend: They should be together!
=Tamsin and Matt get together
by Hot Best Friend of Tamsin January 18, 2013
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