Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010
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Gets angry very easily
Mateen is usually a fierce and passionate lover who makes love like a lion, Mateen loves his other half more than anything in this world.
Be careful because they have a heart of gold and get hurt faster than the speed of light
Gets angry very easily
Mateen is usually a fierce and passionate lover who makes love like a lion, Mateen loves his other half more than anything in this world.
Be careful because they have a heart of gold and get hurt faster than the speed of light
by dopebarbie404 August 1, 2018
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Get the Matteo mug.A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
by SnowWhite July 30, 2008
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2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
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