Matcha

The most overrated tea ever.

What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.

Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".

Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*

Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021

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MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!

Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!

by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022

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matchaqueen

Unparalleled beauty

She is definitely a matchaQueen, they can’t come any prettier than that!

by Jonnythun1979 August 4, 2022

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Matcha lawnmower

Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025

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