When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.
by Rancorrage June 9, 2022
Get the The Auto Matamug. A delightful, crusty little goblin who has danced a tiny dance from the beginning of time and will do so until the universe implodes into a black swirl of oblivion, smaller than a grain of sand. A mischievous goblin, who will play tricks on all it encounters, either benevolent or deeply evil, depending on if it thinks you’re chill or not. It will get drunk and order more White Castle sliders than any human being could ever consume. It will leak little boogers and then suck them back into it’s nose. It will dance a tiny dance with a little rainbow until the earth turns into dust. Occasionally it also goes by the name Springle as a back-up.
by Little rbow November 25, 2021
Get the Matamug. Weird blondish girl who takes other peoples mans and is in love with a seal. Also tries to murder people and then steal there money.
by anonymous March 12, 2022
Get the Matamug. by LemonPanda March 14, 2023
Get the Matas Lirasmug. Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021
Get the lift-matamug. Mata is the BEST friend group, created by middle school band kids early september of 2022. The friendgroup has been through so much over time; which ultimately makes them the best.
by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the mata friendgroupmug.