maastricht

the best dutch city in the world and home of one of the most epic dutch warlords

i've been in amsterdam but its nothing compared to maastricht

by ~fire~ July 11, 2009

Maastricht Effect

Beautiful women who start living or studying in Maastricht (small dutch town) are affected by this phenomenon. BEcause of the shortage of men, they become desperate, they become attracted to unattracted/weird guys and give them un deserved attention. the following symptoms are often linked to the Maastricht Effect: freaking out over text messages, hitting laptops and screaming f**k you at the guy in question at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.

The Maastricht effect is really bugging me.

by pandalover85 July 3, 2010

Maason

A bitch or total little pedophile

Aww look at that maason what a total negroid looks like Hitler forgot one!

by Nogays September 7, 2019

Maash

Abbreviation of the Arabic word 'Maashallah ', literally meaning 'God has willed it'.
When used as 'maash', however, it is an expression that something was particularly good and thereby an expression of approval, respect , pleasure and gratitude.

'School is cancelled tomorrow'
'Maash'
Or
'That film was a maash'

Or
'Maash, I just got the job'

Or
'I'm gonna become a Maash caligrapher'

Or
'I only have to write one paper, which is maash'

Or
'it's expensive but it should be maash'

Or

'Maash on him for winning that game'

Or
'Maash that burger was a mad ting'

by EdCheeks May 18, 2018

Mamas Bot

he is a bot at fortnite and tells his mama fuvk u. he has big suction cup ears and turtles up in fortnite.

Have you heard about Mamas Bot, he is bad.

by hdfjhfjd May 20, 2019

Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

by asdagigafo March 17, 2018

Magasaga

The process in which u shit out of ur ass to prevent from being raped.

It is very effective and problably is used very often.

Girl: i'm afraid to walk down the street alone

Boy: hey dont worry if anything happens and u get raped.. just Magasaga

Girl: o thanks for the tip.

by james609 June 2, 2007