masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

Masterbutation

mass - tur - byoo - tay - shun

1. n. The act of combining masturbation with mutilation. The word is a combination of the words Masturbate and Mutate, although mutation is not part of the process.

"That guy is so badass. I heard he Masterbutates."

"Holy shit, masterbutation just scares me. Call me a bitch, but I just don't think I could do it."

by supermelon928 December 24, 2007

masterfece

a particularly large or shapely peice of poop.

Did you see what i dropped off eariler today? man, i tell you what, it was a masterfece.

by ToothpasteForDinner July 8, 2005

masterfurbix

an epic person who is epic

Holy shit that person is totally masterfurbix!

by ben elliott June 22, 2008

masterblogger

1. Someone who does nothing but blog, plan to blog, think about blogging and/or reviews others blogs; 2. Someone who blogs masterfully.

That's so cool, you are a closet masterblogger.

by LisaBfromthePkD December 18, 2009

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

masterfece

Noun

A particularly large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

by Kellison Pohlman July 10, 2005