New Martinsville

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.

New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.

by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008

doc martins

Rappers and gansters have shoes skate shoes just to look cool
Doc Martins were designed to kick the fuck out of people who wear skate shoes

No one not even a black dude wants to mess with a Punk wearing a pair of steel capped doc martins

by fencingdude September 20, 2006

Martins Ferry, Ohio

Martins Ferry, Ohio. The first settlement in Ohio. The city is right on the Ohio River. You go down the highway 1.5 miles and cross a bridge and you are in Wheeling,WV.(love those 304 boys)

"Sparky is a Rider" & "Beat Bellaire, Shred the Reds" Are a few of our High School's Motto's

Martins Ferry, Ohio. A great place to grow up, but once you're grown there's nothing to do and no jobs.

by Capital City Chick Now March 24, 2009

Manties

The thong like underwear that are often worn by old men on European beaches. The man thong, not for the average male. Only men like Ron Burgundy and Pierce Brosnan are allowed to wear manties. More acceptable when worn accompanied by a robe.

Peter- WTF is that guy wearing?!
Tom- Those my friend, are manties.
Peter- HUH?
Tom- AKA the man thong.
Peter- Ew. If you ever see me wearing those, punch me please.

by joeswanson July 23, 2009

Maritess

A Filipina immigrant who worked as the Super Friends’ maid at the Hall of Justice. A satirical depiction made by comedian Rex Navarette.

Maritess is a parody of an Asian domestic helper.

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

martieon

Martieon means a kind person , very caring Has lots of money and love.

You really martieon

by farrrowDiction January 31, 2018

martins mill

Martins Mill is a small town that has a particularly high rate of incest. Also used to tell someone they look inbred.

Man she looks like someone from Martins Mill.

by Delolla May 21, 2018