bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).

Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta

by The urban brit November 15, 2023

A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.

i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime

by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024