mario 

very cool and very nice to his girl

"hey mario your cool and your nice to me"

mario by supermario man April 19, 2018

mario 

the best game in the world. f fortine. 7 years olds play fortine mans play mario

mario 3 is my life

mario by davinisdead January 21, 2020

mario 

a anoying plumber that needs to retire or die

its a me a mario

ima sick of bowser stealin peach all the time
im gonna retire

mario by a person that hates the mbros April 13, 2010

mario 

Fuckboy

People named Mario are often referred to as "Fuckboys".

mario by RealKid101 May 23, 2016

Mario 

the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.

Mario will rule you.

Mario by dudeBRO88 February 20, 2009

Mario 

Mario was a carpenter in his days, but now he's just a pimp-ass plumber with a younger brother that often get's ignored. He is a Superstar in Mushroom Kingdom just because he saved the princess a couple of times (big deal). His brother, Luigi, always stays watching over the home (on the other hand, who would be stupid enough to rob Mario and Luigi's hut?).

Peach: "Mario, you're my hero!"
Mario: "Shut the fuck up-a and a-start sucking-a like it a-is macaroni!"

Mario by Rentarn July 23, 2008

mario 

to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.

Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?

mario by extraz February 15, 2006