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manstake

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!
by Elios26400 May 17, 2018
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Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.
"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".
by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019
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Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.
"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."
by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021
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Manslate

When a woman has to translate in "man language" to her guy.
"Watch after my bag. It is a Hermès "Birkin"."

Manslates to:
"Watch after my bag. It's expensive."
by ArodSC March 4, 2009
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manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.
1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
by couscous1280 November 11, 2009
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mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
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Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.
"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"
by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008
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