A manlet is a dwarfed male that is 5"9 and under. Often insecure and overcompensate by working out or going on the Urban Dictionary and attempting to make the definition of manlet the height just below theirs.
Anyone under 5"3 is a Manlet.
by Expunisher March 30, 2016
Get the Manlet mug.MapleStory, commonly known as MapleDick, is a really gay Anime influenced game created by gay ass Korean game developers especially made for no lives who hibernate from Club Dickhead (formerly known as Club Penguin). Basically a rape MMOPOS(Massively Multiplayer Online Piece Of Shit) that promotes pedophilia and crap. Yeah, "pedophilia" because you have the ability to get married with 40-year old virgins that you've never met. "Crap", because you can buy items based off of shit, Poo stick, Golden Poo hat, etc. Hell, this game should be Rule 34'd, but it probably has been since it's been around for 5 years. That aside, you'll get addicted to it more than you'll get addicted to Marijuana. And if you, that's fine by me, you be happy with your 10+ year old noobs who masturbate to 16-bit pixels all day.
Representing "Pedophilia" in MapleDick(MapleStory):
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k
-RAPED-
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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?
The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.
The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-
The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-
The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k
-RAPED-
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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?
The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.
The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-
The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-
The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...
by TheWisestLad August 16, 2010
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small tiktoker and fellow 1D stan on twitter! Their content usually consists of thirst traps or weeb content as they are an anime enthusiast, on twitter their platform is dedicated to mostly 1D but sometimes there's some relatable stuff.They use they/them pronouns and identify as lesbian or trixic. They enjoy skateboarding, anime, art and music. They're nice , pretty and their name is Sam !
by ixmxlover134 March 15, 2021
Get the malestraggot mug.I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.
by Timaloo July 3, 2023
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"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man
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"Yeah he's fucking metal"
"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man
?"
"Yeah he's fucking metal"
by lo23cem57 October 23, 2019
Get the The manliest man to ever man mug.A 2D online game for no-lives who find pleasure in fighting pixels. Unless you have spent most of your life in this game, you would probably be shunned by other online idiots for not being level 436575427542, and not spending real life money on 50 kajillion Nexon Cash. (Short term = NX. Bought with real money.)
3.9/4 of the people in the game can't type proper english, especially when they're trying to flame you. This in fact, just makes them look like losers who really need to get a life.
3.9/4 of the people in the game can't type proper english, especially when they're trying to flame you. This in fact, just makes them look like losers who really need to get a life.
No-life : HOMGZ I JUST FOUND A SUPER ITEM FROM GACHAPON IN MAPLESTORY LOLOLZ YA!!!!!11
Person : Congrats, and it only took you $7834683 to get it!
Person : Congrats, and it only took you $7834683 to get it!
by NexonFails June 26, 2009
Get the MapleStory mug.A manlet is a man below the average for a male and tends to have short limbs despite being a fully grown man.
Fatima Be3jawi: did you know that Serhani is only 4'9?
Chamkha foghaly: omg he is such a manlet lol.
Chamkha foghaly: omg he is such a manlet lol.
by Khedja September 24, 2018
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