maneesh

one badass motherfucker whose name means "a genius or an intellectual". he lives up to his name, while also being the life of the party.

Maneesh is smart, but he still loves getting drunk on mondays...

by wpolochk December 14, 2008

Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

Maneet

This is the name you give to someone named mani who really likes a girl named tavneet

Yelling maneet out as loud as you can

by Creeper fricker October 16, 2019

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

minjeeta

A common name for an Indian lesbian

Minjeeta needs to be dragged off ranjit love tunnel

by Cifco October 20, 2015

Maneese

First taken taken from the word gookmaneese and is now used on the end of any word by a pack of semi terminally ill retards in Ireland

Tickle es manesse
Look at that chimpmanesse

He’s deadmaneese

by Gravytunnell February 1, 2019