(v) to perceive a man; to become aware or conscious of the presence of a man; to come to realize or understand the existence of a man.
1. *two lady-friends walking into a restaurant*
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!
2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!
2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.
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A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"
When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was
by lalalal April 23, 2005
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This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.
This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.
John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"
Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."
Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."
by blissyu2 December 22, 2010
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"who moved that date forward 4 weeks?"..."the project manager said you could still get it done"..."FFS, I need a mental health day"
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A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.
Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.
Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.
A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.
Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.
Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.
"That dude is a poo shoe menace, he has poo on his shoe".
"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".
"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".
"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".
"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".
by kvd February 9, 2008
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The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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