machandi

He may seem like an idiot at first. You are wrong, he is a moron. But beware of him as his future is bright. He is one who will become a billionaire in the unforeseen future and roam the hostel grounds in his said "Rolls Royals"

"Adangi iriyadaa" said machandi
"Ayooo ente kundiii" said machandi

by User5491 July 14, 2022

falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

Bock machen

Das Kondom über den Penis und die Eier stülpen

Timo macht den Bock und zieht sein Kondom über seinen Penis und seine Eier.
Soll ich heute den Bock machen?

by The Great inequalizer November 15, 2021

tschaka tschaka machen

A german phrase, that people use, when they try to explain, that they got stuff done.

"Na, hast du gestern auf der Arbeit wieder ordentlich tschaka, tschaka gemacht."

"Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass unser Kunde versteht wie man tschaka tschaka macht."

"Du hast tschaka tschaka machen voll drauf!"

by Sa1lorMoon May 29, 2020

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012