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oh MacGyver 

To be used like "oh my god", but with MacGyver. It would typically be used in a situation that only MacGyver (or a MacGyverian acolyte of sorts) could help to solve.
Oh MacGyver! How are we ever going to defuse this dumpling powered nuclear bomb? Help US, Richard Dean Anderson!
oh MacGyver by thatraddudelad December 11, 2018

Douche MacGyver 

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"
Douche MacGyver by MikeB30 December 14, 2008

THE Macgyver 

While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.
Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.
THE Macgyver by XXXguyXXX October 14, 2009

Lady MacGyver

A woman who is overconfident in her skills of practical problem solving. Based on the notion that she is so talented that she can do it butt naked.
Person one: "Lookout, here comes that lady who thinks she can take her car apart with a toothpick."

Person two: "Tell me about it, she's a real 'Lady MacGyver'."
Lady MacGyver by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013

Fuzzy MacGyver 

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

Dirty Macgyver 

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
Dirty Macgyver by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017