Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

pillow mut

A pillow mut is a female that is unattractive amd you dont let your friends see her....EVER.

Get out of my bed you pillow mut. Before my friends see your ugly ass.

by anonymous December 12, 2023

American Mut

“An American Mut is someone who grapples with their identity, navigating the complexity of their heritage through the lenses of cultural and biological validity.”

Guest: "Where are you from?"

Server: "Oh, I'm from California."

Guest: "No, I mean what is your ethnicity and cultural background?"

Server: "Oh I'm an American Mut so ethnically I can identify with a lot, but culturally I predominantly present as Mexican American."

by Ander Setab November 25, 2024

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

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by Commenter_Hank February 9, 2022

Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Mutha Puaka

A Mutha Puaka is someone who doesn't take life too seriously while still commands respect.

He can be seen stylishly riding vintage motorcycles when not puaking your mutha.

We're big in Japan like a Mutha Puaka!

Every guy who isn't Japanese is big in Japan, Mutha Puaka.

That Mutha Puaka sure knows how to not give any fucks.

Look at that fatty, riding his motorcycle in the nude like a Mutha Puaka.

This weather be hotter than a Mutha Puaka.

All them ladies love staring at his crotch like a Mutha Puaka.

Guy: Suck my dick.
Girl: Why can't you be more romantic?
Guy: Suck my dick, in the moonlight.
Girl: Oh alright then, Mutha Puaka.

BE A MUTHA PUAKA EVERY DAY!

by FilthyFrederick August 3, 2015