Mountain Dew makeout

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010

mountain dew cum

a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder

"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"

by dikhed September 12, 2009

Mountain Dew Voltage

1) needs alittle more voltage
2) taste amazing
3) blue

person 1: I got mountain dew voltage

person 2: me too I wanna light up like a glow stick damn that commerical is misleading!!!

by Gabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby March 8, 2009

mountain dew junkie

Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.

Guy1- Dude?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans

Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie

by penguin26 November 26, 2009

Mountain Dew Point

When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.

Is there a dew right now?

No theres a mountain dew!

Oh we've reached the Mountain Dew Point!

by Murph-Dirty December 8, 2010

Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

Mountain Dew-shBag

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

by mr.0wl November 22, 2010