MooCow

A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below

1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty

Damn she was MooCow

by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016

Moscow Blizzard

A prank when a group of guys jizzing on a unsespecting friends pillow

Nicks pillow just had a Moscow blizzard

by Carlosbaseball22 September 12, 2013

moocow

n. 1. used as a name for a very awesome person
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.


pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together

The reason you're cool is because you can call yourself a moocow.

by miss zhu June 25, 2006

mongowian

1. Stupid starving kids from mongolia, cambodia, and ethiopia. 2. Fucking retard kids. (Handy-tards)

"OHHHHH Hewwo Mongowian, trying to tear down my city wall! OHHHH"

by Captain Shit for Brains March 28, 2003

Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

by Wisdom of an og October 22, 2020

Moscow Mule

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

moocow

gay word made up by the asian guy sitting right next to me in computer class. zz...no wait..dont take away the computer...its not porn i swear!

by Anonymous April 24, 2003