A spin off of FML that allows people to post the average going-ons of their lives. These are frequently nerdy but none the less awesome. Ignore those who say otherwise.
Batman, Ninjas, and Harry Potter make frequent appearances.
Batman, Ninjas, and Harry Potter make frequent appearances.
Today on campus I saw a person dressed as scissors, a rock, and paper. The person dressed as the rock proceeded to run across the field and tackle the scissors. It was the most epic game of rock, paper, scissors I have ever seen. MLIA
by llamahat October 20, 2009
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True MLIAer stories:
When I was camping with my mom, there was a father and daughter camping next to us. Eventually I heard the dad say to his daughter, "Did you know, that when you close your eyes the stars disappear." The girl looks up, closes her eyes then says, "OH MY GOD THEY DO!!" It seemed to take her a while. This girl was older than I was. MLIA.
Today in technology my friend aimed a drill at me and pulled the trigger. I dramatically fell to the ground dead. So did a random guy passing in the hall. I think I've found my soul-mate. MLIA.
Today, my friends and I were wondering why ninjas and pirates can't peacfully co-exist. Then we wondered what would happen if a ninja was secretly a pirate, or vise versa. Then, my friend brought up the question of what would become of the illegitemate child of a ninja and a pirate's secret love affair -- would it be a pinja? Or a Ninjit? This conversation became rather involved. MLIA
When I was camping with my mom, there was a father and daughter camping next to us. Eventually I heard the dad say to his daughter, "Did you know, that when you close your eyes the stars disappear." The girl looks up, closes her eyes then says, "OH MY GOD THEY DO!!" It seemed to take her a while. This girl was older than I was. MLIA.
Today in technology my friend aimed a drill at me and pulled the trigger. I dramatically fell to the ground dead. So did a random guy passing in the hall. I think I've found my soul-mate. MLIA.
Today, my friends and I were wondering why ninjas and pirates can't peacfully co-exist. Then we wondered what would happen if a ninja was secretly a pirate, or vise versa. Then, my friend brought up the question of what would become of the illegitemate child of a ninja and a pirate's secret love affair -- would it be a pinja? Or a Ninjit? This conversation became rather involved. MLIA
by gamerchic April 28, 2010
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Milan is so amazing!
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He is also very attractive but he doesn't realise this. He isn't very confident and often thinks he isn't good enough for the people around him, eventhough he deserves the best. His looks make women aswell as men fall in love with him at first sight. When you get to know him he will always be very kind, helpfull and funny. Because of his looks and personality a lot of people love him or are jealous of him.
He is also very attractive but he doesn't realise this. He isn't very confident and often thinks he isn't good enough for the people around him, eventhough he deserves the best. His looks make women aswell as men fall in love with him at first sight. When you get to know him he will always be very kind, helpfull and funny. Because of his looks and personality a lot of people love him or are jealous of him.
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