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15 Hawaiian minutes

indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
by Ronetta May 8, 2010
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minutes to midnight

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.
Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.
by Gillettex April 17, 2007
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1 beer 15 minutes

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.
<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room
by milkacow June 26, 2008
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mintos

Usually used after the word willy to form the phrase 'willy mintos'

An announcement of elation and/or disbelief.
I've won the lottery? Willy Mintos!
by Noodle November 28, 2003
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funny 5 minutes

When cats and other animals go completely crazy throwing themselves around and chasing things that aren't there (sometimes late at night)and then stop abruptly again
"look at the state of the curtains!"
" I know. Fluffy just had a funny 5 minutes"
by bunnella August 10, 2006
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10 minutes

What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to another 30 minutes or another phone call. The dealer will then apologise for this and you just have to accept it as he is selling you weed and if you piss him off then no weed for you and a wasted night.
You "How long are you gonna be mate?"
Dealer "10 minutes. I'm not far from there now."

30 minutes later

Dealer "sorry about the wait...how much you want?"
by GF October 6, 2006
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Innits Minutes

Meme - Wasted conversation spoken into phones by chavs and innits, these are the pointless words that burn through their pay-as-you-go or contract minutes without adding any reasonable content to the conversation.

It is due to this phenomenom that mobile network providers feel it is necessary to have tariffs that have in excess of 200 minutes included in their price plans.

Copyright McGeorge & Hurwitz 2010
Typically words such as, "no, bruv, listen, init an' that,
yeah!"

Normal sentence: "I am walking down the road now."
Innit Minute consuming sentence: "I'm like just like um trekking like down your like street now blud innit."

As you can see from this example, am "Innits Minutes" consuming sentence is 100% longer than a normal sentence thus resulting in the need for more minutes in their monthly plan.
by the fat man and glasses October 16, 2010
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