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minute bitch

a girl who finishes something quickly, can also be finished so quickly that there's rarely any satisfaction from it, both from the girl and/or the receiver, can apply to chores, homework, sex, etc
guy 1: 'dude was she awesome in bed'
guy 2: 'hell no, she was done with me quicker than a minute bitch'
by bleufrog November 8, 2011
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Minute Man

The process of wiping in and throughout a poo instead of at the end of pooing. This could be done for many reasons, but the main theme being preperation incase you have to leave the toilet quickly, thus "Minute Man."
Hey, make sure to be a minute man in there. I can feel something brewing and I don't want you wiping for an hour and a half while I take a dump on the floor.
by Tommy Two-Shoes May 13, 2017
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minute maid

Minute Maid is a term used to express displeasement, especially in terms of people; interchangable with terms like frontin. It can also be used as an adjective, interchangeable with beat or "that sucks".
That nigga be minute maidin' dawg; or that shit be minute made.
by Darnell Glover March 10, 2005
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minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)
by micnat January 8, 2005
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minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
by earcher5 April 2, 2011
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Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven March 16, 2012
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