emo memo

Emo Memo (pronounced mee-mo) is the name of the opitimy of all emo-ness. He is the classic example of everything there ever was, is, and ever will be about emo. Be nice to the Emo kids, they have feelings too(since they obviously display it CONSTANTLY). An Emo Memo is usually in need of anti-depressants, tissues, and a hug. Maybe all three.

1.Erich Peter. The original Emo Memo. Greasy black hair that is swooshled over to the side, floppy messenger bag with way too many pins/buttons on it, creepy "veggie-leather" brown shoes, books of sappy cliched poetry that doesn't ryhme or make sense and has been done to death, enough tears to make the ocean overflow, anorexic thin-ness, loves manyt emo bands most people have never heard of such as Texas is the Reason, THe Promise Ring, Further Seems Forever, ect., and just being a whiney little emo bitch. But we still love him to death :)

by Me November 28, 2004

smoking memo

A memo, letter, or e-mail message that contains irrefutable evidence of a crime. Similar to finding the "smoking gun" at a murder scene.

The investigators were elated to find smoking memos showing that Enron plotted to manipulate Western electrical prices in last year's crisis.

by JRob November 18, 2005

pulling a memo

when you sit on someones lap and you're going commando

dude, Becky was pulling a memo on Joe and he got a boner

by BobtheboringZ December 1, 2015

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019

Maverick Memo Pad

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. The palm of your hand becomes your memo pad. Often used by Democrats as well.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on the palm of her hand, I thought; even Democrats know how to use a maverick memo pad.

by SmileK33 April 18, 2010

talking points memo

Quasi-pro political 'blog' website that presents left-center prespective without the shrill narrative of the loonies.

Has a sister website called 'TPMmuckraker' that consistently seems to scoop a lot of the juciest political gossip.

I tried to read Daily Kos, but was totally turned off by how totally out-there all the writers are. Later, I found Talking Points Memo and felt a lot more at ease and realized that I'd finally found a source of information that isn't controlled by the government and isn't run by UFO-chasers. Finally!

by Gloria Butterworth October 24, 2006

Bybee Memo

A written work designed to to encourage, support, or countenance by aid or approval, usually in wrongdoing, immoral acts, which is produced in order to obtain favors or wealth.

An attempt to undermine all that is honorable about a nation and it's people, all for the sake of a cushy job and a home in a gated community.

The author of said works may later feign remorse for his behavior, while never relinquishing the privileges he gained through his authorship.

Did you read Mein Kampf?

It was a total Bybee Memo. The work of an immoral madman.

by meko1 April 25, 2009