A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008
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1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie
Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.
by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009
Get the necker meister meister necker mug.A person (dominatntly male) that defficates on a large peice of flint in the woods after receiving head of a bolding midget with little or no sight!
by Dykez September 1, 2009
Get the Shint-Meister mug.A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
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If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.
If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.
by Victimofthegmeister November 23, 2021
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One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.
The C Meister Basketall Stats:
Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*
Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!
Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season
Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*
Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!
by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009
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