macrosexual

Some-one who is attracted to unusually large people (height moreso than weight).

Look at Biff eying Big Bertha, what a macrosexual.

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005

metroskank

a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metrosexual apparel

Sam: Did you see Seth walking out of Wal-Mart today with a bag of cheap-ass hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?

Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.

by m. sick December 29, 2007

Metrosexican

(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban Latino; I have heard this several times in the San Francisco Bay Area; from "metrosexual" + "Mexican"

Tito left the hood, put on some mod pants and got a manicure--total Metrosexican!

by Tino O November 4, 2011

mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

metrosexual

Harry Potter, according to the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

Scarf: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

by didjagetmahtext July 25, 2010

Matos'd

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are

Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."

by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013