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xiao mat

An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.
If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat
by Jigglemeister February 4, 2010
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Mat Devine

Coolest guy ever! Really sexy onstage and the best singer of our time. Boyish, stylish, very innovative and a great songwriter. Destined for stardom!
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012
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Door Mat

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.
Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.
by E1K4B0NG March 28, 2008
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spew mat

A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.
Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.

Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.

Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.

Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
by craig masterton March 27, 2008
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Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*
Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"
by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021
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D-MAT

An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.
Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!

Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.

{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!
by JATurday March 21, 2009
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