mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

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Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)

Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.

by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021

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Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012

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The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.

Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

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Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

“Sydney loves martian tentacle”

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019

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These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022

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