maamsir

A bi-gender pronoun used to politely refer to an individual one does not know. Typically used by store employees to address customers. (Most popularly used in the Philippines)

Good evening maamsir, would you like try our new lotion collection?

by Michael Roy January 14, 2008

Mama ain’t raise no bitch

The most badass saying you can use before you do something either stupid as hell or badass.

“Bet you won’t slap the gorilla”
“Mama ain’t raise no bitch”

by Chi3f Qu33f May 8, 2018

mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.

Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!

by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.

Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.

by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

Maastricht University

In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.

No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.

Maastricht university is so hard.

by mojito February 3, 2013

Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"

Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*

by B-Man February 2, 2004