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all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.
by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009
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Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.
Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.
by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010
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Madden Catch

In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.
Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown
by mincy laroux June 1, 2009
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madera

eso es madera vato
by arielrock June 29, 2012
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Maddex

Maddex is a sweet guy who deeply understands feelings and emotions. Often arrogant but in a good way, he likes to let you know how he feels. Doesn’t trust others easily because of how his life has treated him. Maddex is a real one if you let him be- but if you take him for granted it’ll be your loss. He is usually the most intelligent in the room, always planning the next move and doing what he feels is right. Maddex only gets confused when others aren’t being honest and when they leave out important things, but ends up figuring everything out. If you treat this one right it won’t matter what relationship you have with him, he will stick by you forever.
person 1 : “I think I really care about him”
person 2 : “Well duh that’s Maddex for you”
by snowynight127 April 18, 2020
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madferit

i am madferit!!!
by madferit March 14, 2003
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