lump knuckle 

similar to a moose knuckle, but on a one-testicled man. To refer to a man who is squashing his one nut down one side of his overly-tight pants.

Glad to see Lance is back in the racing game. I have missed that lump knuckle.

lump knuckle by bdls February 21, 2009

Lump Brisket 

A spin-off game with a similar game base strategy to Limp Biscuit. It is when a group of friends (guys only) all shit onto a flank (preferably Brisket) of beef and then proceed to pack the steamy shit meat into a condom and begin to dildo fuck each other. The last one to nut has to eat the meat.

Mother, "How was last night hanging with your friends Michael?"
Michael, "It was great mom! We all played lump brisket and Adam lost!"

Lump Brisket by BingoWingz November 19, 2017

Lump Sum 

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

Lump Sum by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Lump of Freak 

To be a large mishapen blob which resembles a freak; a deformed blob. See also lump of freakity

Example: "Have you actually done any exercise before? You big lump of freak!"

Lump of Freak by Geeballs14 July 23, 2005

Lump of chub 

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

Lump of chub by jo November 15, 2003

lump gaggler 

1. Any female food service worker with sores in her mouth who willingly sucks a guys nuts so hard she removes blackheads.

2. A girl who can recite the entire alphabet with a hard boiled egg in her throat.

3. guys who go after older women based entirely off of the extra skin around their throats.

You should see the new manager at Wendy's. She does this thing with an egg that made me fall in love watching her neck fat shake and man what a ride. You can't even look at my nuts in direct sunlight!!

She is the queen of all lump gagglers.

lump gaggler by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

lump the llama 

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.

The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.

lump the llama by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009