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Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left
Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
by Anf August 2, 2009
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lumberjack

a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.

it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.
"Craing ur friking lumberjack hack hack"
by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004
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lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.
A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.
by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009
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lumberjacked

to be fucked excessivly hard by a burly white man aka a lumberjack
i lumberjacked kelly so hard last night. It was grrrreeeaaattt
by steroidsrgood November 28, 2007
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Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.
All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack
by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004
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Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.
I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.
by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014
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lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.
"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"
by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011
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