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Luke is the leader of the group. He can and will snap your spine in half if you do stupid shit. But he is a good guy and gets you free pizza on Tuesday.
Me: *does something*
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza
Luke: Stop
Me: *continues*
Luke: Snaps spine in half
Me: Ok I will stop
Luke: Have pizza
by Revo6842 August 27, 2019
A total sweetheart of a guy, who makes his friends feel loved...most of the time. Overall one of the best guy friends a girl could ask for. Also occasionally very tall.
"Hey, who's that guy you're always texting?"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"
by ShortOne May 6, 2013
Luke is a very sexy mother fucker with a huge dick will make you more wet then The little mermaid and will test you like a princess
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