Lollypopguildophobia

The fear of little People (Midget, Dwarf, Hobbit)

Ian: Yo, look at that little man.
Mark: Dude, why would you do that? You know I got Lollypopguildophobia.

by Mark Rothstein October 13, 2007

lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

LOWL

A witty combination of the O RLY owl internet phenomenon. It started as a bastardization of lol with the constant banter between owl photos. It is literally the added cute humour of the owl and lol

'OH RLY?'
'RLY!'
'lowl'

kekeke

by djduquet September 30, 2005

Lolyak

The most hilariously grim form of transport out

In popular culture:
Santa's Slay (a movie that not even X, weed or a Lolyak could make brilliant) featured this mournful creature

Lolyak drawn sleigh

by Grim Fandango March 28, 2009

Lolympics

When something occurs during the Olympics or any other sporting event that is deemed universally funny yet perhaps a little taboo to laugh at. Epic fails, silly sporting wear, outright ridiculous commentaries that cause peels of "Lolympics".

News Presenter: "Today Boris Johnson Major of London got stuck on a zipwire in an awareness raising event for London 2012 Olympics in East London. He hung suspended in midair for over five minutes. The Prime Minister, David Cameron described the day as a great success."

Viewers: "Lolympics"

by dollymix6 August 1, 2012

loly shit

An appropriate way to react when something is both surprising and humorous.

Friend: "Dude! I threw the Frisbee so hard that when my dog tried to catch it, it sliced off the top half of his head!"

You: "Loly shit!"

by The_GRIT October 10, 2009