lottory

another type of writing of Lottery or Lotto using among mass

win a lottory

GAWD, I WON A LOTTORY!

www.lottory.ws; the website to make the lottory

by jimess January 15, 2007

tri-state lottery

The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.

You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".

Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!

Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!

Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!

by Bo Kimy. February 24, 2006

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011

Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.

Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011