loofah

a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies

Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!

by Bambi Robin September 13, 2008

loofah

The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa

"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
From: www.dilbert.com

by sproggle May 3, 2004

goompah loompah

A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of all annoying.

Not another goddamn goompah loompah, im getting sick of those bitches.

by Disp August 28, 2006

loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.

"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."

by Farrah J August 26, 2007

Loofahdyke

When homosexual women scrub each other with sponges.

Like, oh my goodness. Katie just loofahdyked me and it was FABULOUS !

by rbreezy July 25, 2010

Loopwhole

When you get around a friends request to not do something by asking their significant other.

The loopwhole is most commonly utilized upon Drangi and their coven, coming full circle and, thus, becoming whole.

by Snerferus September 19, 2019

Loopholing

1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.

2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.

Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'

Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'

Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020