Longford

Longford, the coolest last name which any family could possess. They are kind hearted and have a good spirit about them. DO NOT TRUST THEM!!

Tegan: Hey, did u see that Longford over there?
Ashleigh: yeah they are mighty fine specamins! i would totally tap them up the ass with a stick!
Tegan: oh i meant that ugly longford person over there..
Ashleigh: so they have a great toosh and big cans ;)

by psychohottieez October 16, 2008

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Longboarder

An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.

Noun:

Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019

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