longaker

Having sex from behind with a beautiful woman and then pushing her off to the side as of discarding her while telling her “that’s what you get”

She thought she was special so i gave her a longaker

by Along52131 July 15, 2024

longauer

a person that is usually a bigger type of person, has higher pitched voice and has interest in scrolling short-form videos. he gets easily flabbergasted and loves usage of brainrot words.

He is almost like longauer
Stop being like longauer

by kokotin44 March 19, 2025

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

Langenfeld Longboard

The Act of eating out your partners Butthole and smearing the doodoo on their Body with your tongue reaching from feet to head

Person 1: yesterday i gave Jonny the Langenfeld Longboard!
Person 2:Kill yourself

by 67lang March 20, 2026