Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011

lunchable

(noun) a person with whom one takes a nooner

Tom is meeting his lunchable in an empty conference room at 11:30.

by phigusta December 18, 2012

Lunchables

Women's breasts, perfectly sized. Not too big or too small. Utter perfection.

Man 1: "Yo I was chattin it up with Mary today"
Man 2: "We all know why dude, it's cuz she got them lunchables"
Man 3: "Yeeeeahh bro I could eat em up"

by Wii_pasta October 3, 2017

lolchain

A "lolchain" is an occurance common in large internet chat rooms that happens shortly after a person cracks a joke and five or more people type "lol" in response to it.

<Joe7723>: ...And they all got aids and died.
<Amy4212>: lol
<XxReaperxX>: lol
<omgomg>: lol
<Killer78>: lol
<SpaceMan>: lol
<Resol>: lol
<Jaded>: lol
<nub2312>: fre stuf plz kthx
<Atomic42>: STUPID ASS YOU BROKE THE LOLCHAIN... sigh
<Killer78>: lmao

by weylin6 July 26, 2008

The Ethiopian Lunchable

The Ethiopian Lunchable is where you take a large shit on your partner's vagina and then eating her pussy out, that is full of shit.

Dude I gave my girlfriend The Ethiopian Lunchable yesterday and it was DELISSHH!!

by Tan and Jerrod October 6, 2006

locharber

a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william

"where're you from?"
"locharber"

by pablo/nop December 27, 2005

Lochan

Bhosadpappu person with no humour at all. Better to stay away from this person. He will waste your time and treat you badly. Worst person of all time. Kinda worst experience with Lochans.
Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!

He is a Lochan.

Let’s not try to be Lochan.

by Chutiya123 November 24, 2021