Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004

loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

by bibabo April 28, 2007

loaf

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

by bob hermansonton April 18, 2006

loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon May 13, 2005

Loaf

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009