Loafing

Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.
"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.
by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022
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To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.
(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"
by Euan bis October 17, 2008
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"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).
Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!
by Agent Smith May 24, 2003
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A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.
Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.
by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004
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A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.
Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.
by LoafCrew July 05, 2015
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by bill November 21, 2002
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Getting really high on some kind of drug
"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"
by DOLPHINS February 23, 2012
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