Lance Krall

A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.

Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!

Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!

by Mazlove October 9, 2008

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

Lance Stroll

He runs on his daddy's money!

Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else

by .u May 6, 2020

DJ Lance

Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.

It's time for the DJ Lance Dance!

by rockk March 11, 2009

Lance Tucker

the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.

(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.

"Lance is such an asshole"

"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"

"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."

by 54345543 June 14, 2018

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.

Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.

by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023