Net Lizard

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.
by BmoreSlim April 13, 2009
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Sling Lizard

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.
I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.
by For Real Fan December 24, 2011
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Lock Lizard

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.
Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"
by Normie38 October 19, 2020
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lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.
My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.
by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008
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Lizard King

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019
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lizard brain

that part of the brain that senses danger, where instincts and gut feelings originate; primal thoughts; subconscious or involuntary processes; the amygdala
"Dexter" Season 5, Episode 7:
Lumen: I just had a feeling. Some sort of lizard brain thing.
Dexter: She's starting to sound like me.

"Dexter" Season 7, Episode 3:
Deb: How do you know he'll kill again?
Dexter: An alarm is going off inside my lizard brain.

"Fool Moon - The Dresden Files, Book 2" Chapter 15:

"I could have sworn I saw her face start to change, her bared teeth begin to grow into fangs. Maybe that was just the effect of the magic on my perceptions, though, or a primitive, lizard-brain sort of reaction to Tera rising to her feet and charging toward me with a howl. There was murder in her eyes. I hadn’t gotten beaten up twice, shot, and nearly strangled to get taken out by a misguided werewolf bitch."
by lizardgirl October 30, 2012
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Lizard Squad

A Bunch of no life attention seeking virgin faggots that took down XBOX and PSN on Christmas today. They have a bunch of retarded fans that have a lower IQ than Justin Beiber fans. They don't have any purpose they just do it for "fun". What a bunch of cunts.
The CIA will find the Lizard Squad and they will be in prison for the rest of their lives getting raped by a big black guy named "Bubba".
by Rasalgaul December 25, 2014
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