LIGMA

LIGMA fokken balle disease is airborne highly infectious bacteria that currently affects or has affected 85% of the US population, LIGMA is capable of cross species infection including humans,apes and avians . LIGMA'S symptoms usually include hypoxia, heart palpitations, skin lesions, blue hair, necrosis, fever and paralysis. LIGMA has a mortality rate of nearly 90%, there is currently no known cure for LIGMA. LIGMA was discovered on January second 2015 but it was only spreading in Madagascar so no one cared. Active cure research and high awareness for the disease was truly raised when popular fortnite} streamer ninja was diagnosed with LIGMA, ninja died shortly after diagnosis.

person1: hey man do you know why ninja died?
person2: yeah i heard he died of LIGMA.

by mr_dehjkli July 23, 2018

LIGMA

Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.

Ninja died of ligma and the next day denied it.

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! December 23, 2018

Get Ligmatized

To absolutely eat shit and die, to crash and burn, from the root word ligma

Damn, I better be careful on my skateboard or I might fall down and totally get ligmatized

by SexHaver212 November 27, 2019

LIMOUSINE LIBTARDS

Used to describe still butt-hurt Hillary losers, Hollywood/"Hollyweird" residents, wealthy Liberals/Libtards, actors, singers, & other celebrities; who seem to think that just because they may be famous, that their political views and opinions seem to somehow matter, when in reality no one gives a shit.

Hilarious to see fat-ass sow & queen of limousine libtards Rosie O’Donnell screaming and shrieking about Trump! At least we’ll be entertained for the next four years….

by SwimSomewhereElse March 4, 2017

limo

Short for limousine, which is a long luxury car driven by a chauffeur, in case you're an idiot.

I rented a limo to the prom.

by yeyYAY August 18, 2006

Walking Limonia

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.

"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"

by Ishness February 28, 2009

mexican limo

also known as the bus. any form of public transportation.

Juan rides the mexican limo to work.

by Bubba Anderson December 9, 2005